Top 10 Jewish Dating Site Profile Lines

And now, the second installment of our Jewish dating top 10 series from guest blogger Sadie at Diet Coke in a Lobby.

  1. I like to take advantage of all the city has to offer.
  2. I enjoy a night out or a quiet evening at home.
  3. I love kids and really enjoy playing with my neices and nephews.
  4. My friend made me go on this site.
  5. Jewish mothers love me.
  6. I have a really hard time describing myself.
  7. I’m the one who’s always there for people.
  8. Looks aren’t important, but please be athletic and take good care of yourself, be of average height and weight, and active.
  9. I don’t want to pay to be a full member of this thing so hit me up at the little yellow running man @ cheapAIMer.
  10. (and our last one comes from a real profile and is the complete opposite of commonly-used) “How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?”
  11. (ok and one more) “We meet. We click. We want to boink but have dinner reservations.”

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